hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me
it’s like my ugliness is constantly increasing by 15.78%
i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
im deleting this fucking website
[strums guitar strings gently] this next one is called “why the FUCK wont u release the next young blood chronicles”
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years